the police - murder by numbers

Once that you've decided on a killing,
First you make a stone of your heart.
And if you find that your hands are still willing,
Then you can turn a murder into art.


There really isn't any need for bloodshed,
You just do it with a little more finesse.
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee,
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess.


It's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.


Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success,
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less


Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more.
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore


Because it's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.


Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame.
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name.


But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land,
For murder is the sport of the elected,
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand


Because it's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E

鄭智化-面子問題

作詞：鄭智化
作曲：鄭智化
編曲：江建民

為了一點虛榮爭得你死我活　一擲千金不皺眉頭面不改色
人前人後高高低低比來比去　到頭來只是為了　面子問題

I GIVE YOU FACE, YOU DON'T WANNA FACE
YOU LOSE YOUR FACE,I TURN MY FACE
我給你臉　你不要臉　你真丟臉　我會翻臉

我抱著BEAUTY 開著PORSCHE 　身穿GIANNI VERSACE
你看不過不去　罵我臭屁　壓哞你未按怎我就是有錢

面子問題　寧死不屈　金錢權利　拚命爭取
你有問題　我有問題　為了面子　頭殼壞去

我家徒四壁　善嘎未死　為到未普渡我甘願借錢
你看我不起　什麼東西　我殺一隻豬公嘎你拼生死

YOU GIVE ME FACE, I DON'T WANT YOUR FACE
YOU OWN TO BEAT,I TEAR MY FACE
你給我臉　我不賞臉　你欠人扁　我撕破臉

I GIVE YOU FACE, YOU DON'T WANNA FACE
HAMDSOME FACE, PRETTY FACE
YOU GIVE ME FACE, I DON'T WANT YOUR FACE
UGLY FACE, DIRTY FACE
I GIVE YOU FACE, YOU DON'T WANNA FACE
SMILING FACE, HAPPY FACE
YOU GIVE ME FACE, I DON'T WANT YOUR FACE
PLASTIC FACE, LYING FACE
I WANT MY FACE, YOU WANT YOUR FACE
I HAVE MY FACE, YOU HAVE YOUR FACE

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